XP Start Menu in Vista

Vista Start Menu is the convenient alternative to the plain Start menu you find in Windows XP and Windows Vista. The program uses your cognitive abilities (visual memory, reflexes,etc.); however, while it is easily understandable for beginners, it is also highly efficient for experienced users.
Go ahead and try replacing your Start menu right now! It is safe because Vista Start Menu does not change your system settings, thus making it easy to install, as well as simple to remove.
Improved interface
Each detail in Vista Start Menu is well thought-out and the program will allow you to accomplish all your tasks with ease and comfort.

Always ready
Vista Start Menu was designed specifically to make it possible for users to quickly access any information simply by using the keyboard or the mouse.

http://www.vistastartmenu.com/VistaStartMenu_Setup_freeware_en.exe

Better Gmail

• Better Gmail 2

  
  

  

  Add useful extra features and skins to Gmail, like hierarchical labels, macros, signatures, file attachment icons, and more.

  
  

  
  

  
  

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firefox 3- Use any oldest extension or theme!

Want to use your favorite extension in Firefox but its not compatible with the new version? Or Firefox has disabled your working extension after installing a security update? Then this tutorial will definitely help you and will make your life easier.

Many times a few extensions are disabled after updating Firefox or we can’t install a new extension because its not compatible with our Firefox versions.

It happens because the developer didnt update the extension or the developer failed to code the extension compatibility version properly.

Anyway there are a few possible methods, which can be used to make any extension working in your Firefox even it was disabled because of the compatibility issue:

• Using Nightly Tester Tools extension
• Using Firefox built-in about:config tool

A. Using Nightly Tester Tools Extension:

Nightly Tester Tools is a great extension for Firefox which can help you in installing an incompatible extension or which can enable a disabled extension.

You can download it from following link:

Download Nightly Tester Tools

After installing this extension, restart your browser and after restarting goto “Tools -> Add-ons“. Now select your disabled extension, right-click on it and select “Override Compatibility” as shown in following screenshot:

It’ll confirm your action, click on “Force Install” button and you have done.

If you want to install a new incompatible extension, then just drag-n-drop the extension file into “Add-on” box and it’ll show the same confirmation box:

Click on “Force Install” button.

NOTE: After installing Nightly Tester Tools, you may notice that Firefox titlebar text is changed and a build number is also shown along with the browser name:

If it annoys you, then you can disable it by clicking on “Tools -> Nightly Tester Tools -> Options“:

Now disable “Use custom title” option or you can change it acc. to your choice.

B. Using Firefox built-in about:config Tool:

1. Type about:config in Firefox addressbar and press Enter. It’ll confirm, click on I’ll be careful, I promise! button.

2. Now right-click and select “New -> Boolean“. Give it name extensions.checkCompatibility and set its value to false.

3. Again right-click and select “New -> Boolean“. Give it name extensions.checkUpdateSecurity and set its value to false.

4. That’s it. You have done. Restart your browser and now all disabled extensions will be enabled and you’ll be able to install new incompatible extensions as well.

NOTE: You can also change value of extensions.lastAppVersion to the version no which is compatible with your favorite extension. After installing the extension, you can revert back the value. It’ll not affect the installed extension.

There is another method to hack .rdf file of the extension and change the maxversion value to make the extension compatible. But its a complicated method and is not required or recommended when we have the above mentioned easy methods.

Professor's definition of a kiss

Professors of different subjects define the same word in different ways:

Prof. of Computer Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte.

Prof. of Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two straight lines.

Prof. of Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

Prof. of Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual salivary bacteria.

Prof. of Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicular ors muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

Prof. of Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

Prof. of Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistics:
A kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.

Prof. of English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

Prof. of Engineering:
Uh, What? I'm not familiar with that term.

Isms of new economy

NFOSYSism
You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

PATNIism
You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows.

WIPROism
GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

DELLism
Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.

IBMism
You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

MICROSOFTism
You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

SUNism
You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate Microsoft.

ORACLEism
You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

SAPism
You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

APPLEism
You have a cow. You sell iMilk.

SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.

CITIBANKism
Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.

HPism
You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

GEism
You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

RELIANCEism
You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

TATAism
You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.

Pattern of Exams

Pattern of Exams:

General Students: answer all questions.

OBCs: answer any one question

SCs: only read questions

STs: thanks for coming

Gujjars: thanks for allowing others to attend the examination!!